{"product_id":"oversized-hoodie-happy-monday-bitches","title":"Oversized Hoodie - Happy Monday, Bitches","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"19d06478-8c46-41c7-a1d0-7d44df9934a7\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-331\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-693aab1f-abbc-8325-b28f-3d3c9885bf0c-30\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-332\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"41bf1896-ff47-4726-b6af-5632b646b7ea\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"5053c514-39d9-43b3-8bc0-5d5214752186\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-353\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"a42e8f29-0ff9-48b0-bcac-c91de98176f8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-354\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"399fe214-4cab-404b-b722-aba22a9b3395\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"60\"\u003eMonday motivation? No thanks.\u003cbr data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"32\"\u003eMonday menace? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"223\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eHappy Monday, Bitches. – Act Surprised Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for cold mornings and colder sarcasm. Oversized back print. Heavy energy. Zero toxic positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"348\"\u003eFor the ones who:\u003cbr data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e– treat Mondays like a personal enemy\u003cbr data-start=\"282\" data-end=\"285\"\u003e– show up anyway (barely)\u003cbr data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"313\"\u003e– and look good doing the minimum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"380\"\u003eSoft inside. Savage outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eDetails:\u003cbr data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"393\"\u003e– High-quality print\u003cbr data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"441\"\u003e– Large back statement design\u003cbr data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"473\"\u003e– Premium heavyweight fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"504\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e– Relaxed unisex fit\u003cbr data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"527\"\u003e– Cozy feel, chaotic message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"594\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIt’s Monday.\u003cbr data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eYou’re still iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"698\" data-start=\"621\"\u003eMaterial: 80% Cotton 20% Polyester, 330GSM. 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