{"product_id":"doormat-tell-him-he-s-a-hurensohn","title":"Doormat - Tell Him He’s A Hurensohn","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTell him he’s a Hurensohn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Doormat delivers the relationship advice your bestie should’ve given you before he even made it through the fucking door. A statement piece for everyone who’s officially done ignoring red flags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSome men deserve flowers. He deserves this doormat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🏠 “Tell Him He’s A Hurensohn” statement design\u003cbr\u003e😏 Savage Spicy Thoughts humor\u003cbr\u003e🚩 Made for questionable men \u0026amp; obvious red flags\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect as a funny gift for your bestie\u003cbr\u003e🚪 Makes your fucking house rules pretty clear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you have to ask your bestie about him, he’s probably a fucking Hurensohn. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"35x50 (cm)","offer_id":54131695386971,"sku":null,"price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"40x60 (cm)","offer_id":54131695419739,"sku":null,"price":44.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"50x70 (cm)","offer_id":54131695452507,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/Doormattellhim.jpg?v=1789990979","url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/products\/doormat-tell-him-he-s-a-hurensohn","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}