{"product_id":"doormat-shoes-bras-off-please","title":"Doormat - Shoes \u0026 Bras Off Please","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShoes \u0026amp; bras off, please.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Doormat sets the house rules before anyone even walks through the fucking door. Made for homes where comfort comes first, bras are optional, and nobody has time for unnecessary formality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCome in. Get comfy. Take that shit off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🏠 “Shoes \u0026amp; Bras Off Please” statement design\u003cbr\u003e😏 Classic Spicy Thoughts humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 The perfect first impression\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect as a funny housewarming gift\u003cbr\u003e🚪 Made for apartments, homes \u0026amp; no-bra households\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShoes off. Bra off. Now we can fucking relax. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"35x50 (cm)","offer_id":54075660861787,"sku":null,"price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"40x60 (cm)","offer_id":54075660894555,"sku":null,"price":44.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"50x70 (cm)","offer_id":54075660927323,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/DoormatShoes_BrasOffPlease.jpg?v=1789549870","url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/products\/doormat-shoes-bras-off-please","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}