{"product_id":"doormat-i-m-your-hot-neighbor","title":"Doormat - I’m Your Hot Neighbor","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI’m your hot neighbor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Doormat is the perfect introduction before they even meet you. Made for flirting with the entire building, confusing the new neighbors, and making sure everyone knows exactly who the main character on the fucking floor is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eConsider this your official introduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🏠 “I’m Your Hot Neighbor” statement design\u003cbr\u003e😏 Flirty Spicy Thoughts attitude\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Funny, cheeky \u0026amp; impossible to ignore\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect as a housewarming gift\u003cbr\u003e🚪 Made for apartments, homes \u0026amp; hot fucking neighbors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, I’m the hot neighbor. No, you can’t fucking borrow sugar. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"35x50 (cm)","offer_id":54055504183643,"sku":null,"price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"40x60 (cm)","offer_id":54055504216411,"sku":null,"price":44.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"50x70 (cm)","offer_id":54055504249179,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/DoormatI_myourhotneighbor.jpg?v=1789393085","url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/products\/doormat-i-m-your-hot-neighbor","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}