{"product_id":"doormat-bonjour-fuckers","title":"Doormat - Bonjour Fuckers","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBonjour, fuckers. Let the bullshit begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Doormat gives every guest the warm fucking welcome they deserve. Made for homes where boring greetings stay outside and the bullshit starts the second you walk through the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBonjour. Come in. Cause chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🏠 “Bonjour Fuckers” statement design\u003cbr\u003e😏 Classic Spicy Thoughts attitude\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Bold, funny \u0026amp; impossible to ignore\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect as a housewarming gift\u003cbr\u003e🚪 Made for apartments, homes \u0026amp; chaotic households\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBonjour, fuckers. Welcome to another fucking beautiful disaster. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"35x50 (cm)","offer_id":54042216628571,"sku":null,"price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"40x60 (cm)","offer_id":54042216661339,"sku":null,"price":44.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"50x70 (cm)","offer_id":54042216694107,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/DoormatBonjour3.jpg?v=1789289880","url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/products\/doormat-bonjour-fuckers","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}