{"product_id":"ceramic-cup-fuck-off-sorry-i-mean-good-morning","title":"Ceramic Cup - Fuck Off, Sorry I Mean Good Morning","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"d59ee1bb-2147-489c-a658-32aff4614c54\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-339\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"eb06707e-e9df-4e9a-9231-daf21adf9a9f\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-340\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"5e3aa08d-9b6a-4236-a0f5-f589cf37cbcc\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"221\"\u003eNot everyone is built for small talk before caffeine.\u003cbr data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"131\"\u003eThis mug perfectly captures the delicate balance between politeness and pure morning rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e“Fuck Off, Sorry I Mean Good Morning” says exactly what every tired brain is thinking before the first sip of coffee. It’s sarcastic, honest, and just the right amount of unhinged for early mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"486\"\u003eBecause let’s be real — before caffeine, kindness is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"504\"\u003eWhy it hits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"507\"\u003e☕ Perfect for people who hate mornings but love coffee\u003cbr data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"564\"\u003e😈 Brutally honest humor for daily survival\u003cbr data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"610\"\u003e🔥 Bold statement print that speaks before you do\u003cbr data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"662\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e💬 The mug that says what you’re too tired to explain\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"781\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eCaffeine first, personality later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52599087006043,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/CupFuckoff.jpg?v=1773663329","url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/products\/ceramic-cup-fuck-off-sorry-i-mean-good-morning","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}