{"product_id":"ashtray-i-don-t-need-sex-life-fucks-me-every-day","title":"Ashtray - I Don’t Need Sex. Life Fucks Me Every Day.","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe ashtray gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor cigarettes, keys, jewelry, loose change—or simply as the most honest piece of home decor you’ll ever own. This premium ceramic ashtray features a bold Spicy Thoughts statement that’s guaranteed to spark laughs, conversations, and maybe an existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause some days… life already did enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy it hits:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚬 Premium ceramic ashtray\u003cbr\u003e✨ Durable high-quality finish\u003cbr\u003e😏 Bold statement with signature Spicy attitude\u003cbr\u003e🏡 Perfect for smokers, coffee tables, balconies, desks, or as a funny gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLife already has me on its schedule. ❤️🔥🚬✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53725664477531,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/Aschenbecherlifefucksmeeveryday.jpg?v=1786006603","url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/products\/ashtray-i-don-t-need-sex-life-fucks-me-every-day","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}