{"title":"Plate","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"plate-enjoy-your-fucking-dinner","title":"Plate - Enjoy Your Fucking Dinner","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEnjoy your fucking dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Plate serves your favorite food with exactly the right amount of attitude. Clean, minimal and just inappropriate enough to make every fucking meal a little more entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBon appétit, fuckers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍽️ Statement dinner plate\u003cbr\u003e🔥 “Enjoy Your Fucking Dinner” print\u003cbr\u003e😏 Classic Spicy Thoughts humor\u003cbr\u003e🍝 Makes even basic pasta look fucking iconic\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect as a gift, dinner-party essential or everyday tableware\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDinner is served. Now shut the fuck up and enjoy it. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSize: 27cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54215831388507,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/PlateEnjoyDinner.jpg?v=1790677924"},{"product_id":"plate-good-morning-fuckers","title":"Plate - Good Morning Fuckers","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGood morning, fuckers. Let the bullshit begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Plate brings exactly the right attitude to the most important meal of the day. Perfect for breakfast, brunch or whatever the fuck you’re eating after waking up at 2 PM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCoffee. Food. Bullshit. Repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍽️ Statement plate\u003cbr\u003e🔥 “Good Morning Fuckers” print\u003cbr\u003e😏 Classic Spicy Thoughts humor\u003cbr\u003e🥐 Makes breakfast a little less fucking boring\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect for brunch lovers, morning haters \u0026amp; as a cheeky gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGood morning, fuckers. Now feed me before the fucking bullshit begins. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSize: 27cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54215870808411,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/PlateGoodMorning3.jpg?v=1790678225"},{"product_id":"plate-i-kiss-better-than-i-cook","title":"Plate - I Kiss Better Than I Cook","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI kiss better than I cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Spicy Thoughts Plate is made for everyone whose talents clearly belong somewhere other than the fucking kitchen. Serve whatever you managed to make and let the plate handle the flirting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBad cook. Great kisser. Fair trade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍽️ Statement dinner plate\u003cbr\u003e💋 “I Kiss Better Than I Cook” print\u003cbr\u003e😏 Flirty Spicy Thoughts humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Makes every fucking dinner more interesting\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect for date nights, dinner parties \u0026amp; as a cheeky gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy in one sentence:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDinner might disappoint you. The fucking dessert won’t. ❤️🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSize: 27cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Spicy Thoughts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54215874281819,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/1456\/8795\/files\/Plateikissbetter2.jpg?v=1790678285"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.spicythoughts.co\/collections\/plate.oembed","provider":"Spicy Thoughts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}